BHAKTOLOGY ( If Not Him, Who?)
Bhakt: Our Media this time ( 2025 Pakistan wa*r) has really gone overboard !. They have lost all credibility! Again, Bhakt: However, the Non-Bilogoical Superman has changed how the world used to perceive India. The world now respects our country like never before! Even this time, we have taught 'them' a lesson. Me: Who told you? Bhakt: Our Media! ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ Bhakt: I know everything about Communism. Me: How come? Bhakt: My uncle was a Naxalite. ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ T: I stopped the War, so I am the real Hero! M: I started the war, so I am the real Hero! Indian Army: And we were playing Ludo! ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ Bhakt: We won the War! Normal People: Oh? Congratulations to the Indian army and us! But why did it come to this? Bhakt: Stupid anti-national, due to that horrific terrorist attack in Kashmir. Enough is enough! Normal people: What about them? Bhakt: We are workng on it. Norm...