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"দুবাই যাবে? "
অষ্টমীর দিন সকালবেলা সাড়ে নটার সময় ঘুম থেকে উঠে মিচকে র এই অদ্ভুত প্রশ্নের উত্তর দেবো কি দেবোনা ভাবছি, তখনই আবার দ্বিতীয় প্রশ্ন!
- "দুবাইতে দুর্গাপূজা হয়? "
- "সরে দাঁড়া তো, মনে হচ্ছে আরেকবার যেতে হবে কালকের কাবাব টা বেশি হয়ে গেছে "
- দূর ! ওই করে করে তোমরা দেশটাকে কয়লা করে দিলে।
দরজার বাইরে থেকে আবার প্রশ্ন: দুর্গার কাছে একটা সিংহ আছে জেনেও উনি মোষ কেন সাজতে গেলেন?
- এসব পৌরাণিক গল্প । তোর আফ্রিকান সাফারি নয়।
- সেই পৌরাণিক যুগ থেকে আজ পর্যন্ত ওনাদের সমস্যার সমাধান হলো না? করোনার সময় এত violence এর দরকার কি?
- এ হলো অশুভ শক্তির সঙ্গে শুভ শক্তির লড়াই।
- কি করে ঠিক হলো কোনটা কে ? ওই সময় EVM ছিল?
- তুই Urban Naxal। Mercy petition এও কাজ হবে না।
- মোটেও না ! আমি রোজ নিয়ম করে Republic TV দেখি। না হলে আমার নামেই না ! তোমার তো কাবাব খেয়েই.......
- যাক, শান্তি ‌! ( Flush )


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